Victoria University College Capping Carnival. Wed. & Thurs., May 12th & 13th, 1920
[Cast Off Caricatures continued]
"I'd rather be a kitten and cry mew"—Shakespeare (re-shook)
|Robin Hood||E. K. Rishworth|
"A dear little lad
Who drove 'em half mad,
For he turned out a horribly fast little cad."
—(Great) Scott !
|Sir Simon de Montfort||Sir Percival de Martin-Smith|
"He'd everything a man of taste
Could ever want except a waist."
—Whittier still wittier.
|Sir James Fallen||K. W. Low|
"Whereat, with blade, with bloody, blameful blade
He bravely broached his boiling, bloody breast." Spokeshave.
Soldiers, Ballet and a Jam Tin.
Entr'acte Beautiful Ohio.
|Act II.||The Gay Dogs|
Being a sidelight on a Stuart Election.
|Scene:||The Village Green at Frankarua|
|Be-All Massive||C. C. Moss|
"Raise him on our brawny shoulders
Cynosure of all beholders
Chosen from his fellow creatures."
|Oliver Cromwell||N. G. Whiteman|
"Assume a virtue if you have it not."
Browning (done brown)
|Mrs. Cromwell||Miss D. Bingham|
"When first I met thee dearest wife
The bullrush was in bloom. A. E. Caddick
|Dr. Glibb||H. G. Miller|
"Heck thrawfu' raltie rorkie
Wi' thecht ta' croonie clapperhead
And fash with unco pawkie."
Browning (almost burnt)
|Ice Cream Vendors||Signor and Signorina|
Karantze Vadalla - Steak a da Hoisho.
|Job Gone Fraud||S. Mansfield|
"Having reached the summit and managed to cross it, he rolled down the hill with uncommon velocity."Barham
|DYM Jykes||A. S. Tonkin|
|Clerk||E. R. Murphy|
|(Not the Prof.)|
Villagers, Batmen and Auctioneers.
Veitch & Allan Guarantee Satisfaction
|Act III.||The Pow-Wows|
Being an exhibition of modern business methods as portrayed in parliamentary procedure.
"But then the prospect of a lot
Of dull M.P.'s in close proxmity
All thinking for themselves is what
No men can face with equanimity."
Wilde (toned down)
|Mr. Speaker||S. A. Wiren|
"How would you like this dash tomfoolery Every day horn ten to two."Gelbert.
|Clerk of the House||M. O'Donnell|
|Lady Blastor||Anna P. Slim|
"I cannot sing, I squall
And this is worst of all
Away goes my falsetto
My exquisite falsetto."
—Swift (still faster)
|Jay Pip Fluke O. Beer E. (semaphored)||P. Martin-Smith|