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Sport 40: 2012

And together we fight crime

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And together we fight crime

I am a vulnerable yet career-focused FBI agent and you are a Viking time traveller. I am a single middle-aged lawyer and you are the ghost of John Lennon. I am a social-climbing Mormon and you are a suicidal weapons expert. I am professor of archaeology at Stanford and you are homeless. I am a kindergarten teacher and you are the leader of a cult. I am a young female police officer struggling to succeed in a male-dominated world and you are my dead brother. I am a well-endowed forensic scientist and you are the second coming of Jesus. I am a young Iranian widow and you’re an angry pensioner. I am a virgin who can speak to the dead and you are my socially awkward barber. I am a sexy divorcee and you are the most powerful wizard of all time. I am the victim of a car crash and you are my graverobber. I am a kind-hearted stripper and you are Nietzsche. I am an erotic novelist and you are an acerbic and emotionally unavailable lawyer at the height of your profession. I am a free-spirited organic chemist and you are a Republican congressman. I am a beautiful young physicist and you are a disappointment to your parents. I am an emotionally vulnerable young woman who is unwilling to trust and you are a schizophrenic bodybuilder. I am a pathological liar and you are everything I ever wanted.