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Sport 38: Winter 2010



The racist likes small town living. She couldn't stand to live in Auckland, the traffic is one thing, but . . . don't get her started.

Whenever anyone cuts her off in Marumaru, she blames the market gardener.

The Albanian who drives the tow-truck once overheard her saying he smelt of sawdust.

'I am European, too,' he said.

'Yes, but you must have a touch of gypsy in you.'

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There's something spiteful in her unrolled r's when saying Marumaru; it sounds as if her mouth is full, like she's storing something for later. But just listen to her order the arrabiata from Pino's.