Sport 38: Winter 2010
Five Character Descriptions I am Too Lazy to Novelise
Five Character Descriptions I am Too Lazy to Novelise
'She had eyes like two large eggs, poaching in the ebullience of her boredom.'
'Doctor Umwelt waddled in like a constipated alligator.'
'Their faces were regular and pointy, one might say isosceles.'
'I affected a creaky voice in sophisticated company to seem more apropos; it was as though I was perched on the edge of a washing-machine in full swing.'
'To shake his hand was to extract a cold dead foetus from its jar of formaldehyde.'