Sport 38: Winter 2010
My Hairdresser
My Hairdresser
My hairdresser says his daughter is unwell
He says all year she has had colds, flu', pains and women's bothers
He says, after loads of tests, a diagnosis been found
My hairdresser explains that the stomach is like a funnel
and all the food drops down onto a knobbly mat
The knobbles absorb calories and vitamins and iron
My hairdresser says his daughter has no knobbles on her mat
She now eschews gluten and takes iron through a drip
My hairdresser says she is no better
My hairdresser says his daughter is depressed
My hairdresser's wife does not agree with Citalopram
My hairdresser is paying for counselling
The mirror says my hairdresser has not been concentrating