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Sport 26: Autumn 2001
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I have no nails. I guess that makes me a nailless person. So what? That's the way I was born; there is nothing I can do about it. I don't even want to do anything about it. It's your uncomfortable look that really bothers me. You could stop behaving as if I had some sort of disease or something. If only you realised that nails are merely little extensions of your clumsy fingers, no reason for them to be there, really. I enjoy looking at my hands and, besides, I do not need my fingers to have a face to talk through them. You probably had your appendix removed anyway. No?
Your tonsils?
A tooth?
OK…A haircut?