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Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 19. July 31 1978

THE DIABOLTCAL REALITY OF FAT-CATS AND THE PIGS THIS PIECE OF WHATEVER IS DELIBERATELY BIASED TO COUNTERACT DISGUSTING MEDIA SENSATIONALISM AND SUBSERVIENCE TO RECENT MOVES TO THE RIGHT BY THE POLICE AND THE POLITICAL PARTY IN POWER DAMMIT THE STUDENTS HAVE RUMBLED OUR LITTLE JOKE CIA TYPE BRAIN-WASHING IN THE DOMINION? IMPOSSIBLE! DOESN'T ROWLING REMIND YOU OF AFAT CAT? OUR 1984 PROJECTION PREDICTS A POLICE TO POPULATION RATIO OF ONE TO ONE COURT ORDER RIDICULOUS BUG NOW BOTHER LATER ON A HARD…

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THE DIABOLTCAL REALITY OF FAT-CATS AND THE PIGS THIS PIECE OF WHATEVER IS DELIBERATELY BIASED TO COUNTERACT DISGUSTING MEDIA SENSATIONALISM AND SUBSERVIENCE TO RECENT MOVES TO THE RIGHT BY THE POLICE AND THE POLITICAL PARTY IN POWER DAMMIT THE STUDENTS HAVE RUMBLED OUR LITTLE JOKE CIA TYPE BRAIN-WASHING IN THE DOMINION? IMPOSSIBLE! DOESN'T ROWLING REMIND YOU OF AFAT CAT? OUR 1984 PROJECTION PREDICTS A POLICE TO POPULATION RATIO OF ONE TO ONE COURT ORDER RIDICULOUS BUG NOW BOTHER LATER ON A HARD RAIN IT GONNA FALL HOW ABOUT A BUG FOR THAT COMMUNIST STUDENT NEWS PAPER TAKES TWO TO MAKE A CRIME-ONE TO MAKE A LAW AND CAF TO BREAK IT YOU'LL BE A THEW CAT WHEN WE FINISH WITH HALL NOW WE CAN DO IT JUST LIKE TELEVISION WHAT'L WE PLAY TODAY? STARSAY & HUTCH? NO 1 WANNA PLAY HAGWAY FIVE-O BLOW YOURS IN GONNA BE MCILEDO. DOWN HERE AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS WE LOVE DRUGS. WHAT MORE HOLY MORE VIRTUOUS MORE RIGHTEOUS REASON FOR VIOLATING PEOPLES PERSONAL RIGHTS WHAT RIGHTS WHAT FOR? TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES DRUGS. OF COURSE. HAVING SUCCESSFULLY DEPRIVED MOST PEOPLE OF MOST OF THEIR MONEY SUPPORTING US AND THE LIKE WE'RE VERY SUSPICIOUS OF ANYBODY WITH ANY MONEY LEFT "THATS WHY WE ADDED A LITTLE SOMETHING OINK OINK ON A LETTER TO THE POSTMASTER GENERAL ABOUT ADDING LITTLE SOMETHINGS TO LETTERS "JUST TO TRY OUT OUR NEW GADGETS - HE MAY NOT BE A "FAT CAT" BUT LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WERE HAVING" WHO DID YOU SAY YOU SENT THIS ONE TO? THAT SOUNDS LIKE MR ROWLING MUST HAVE BEEN A WRONG DELIVERY THE IDEA THAT FAT CATS ARE CREATED BY OUR OWN STUPIDITY IS PREPOSTEROUS WHAT CLOSE PARALLELS WITH AMERICAN PROHIBITION OINK "YOU DARE TO CRITICISE OINK? ADDICTS DEATH NEEDLES HEROIN OINK! BIG MONEY FAT CATS SAVE THE CHILDREN OINK!OINK! NAME AND ADDRESS PLEASE I THINK WE BETTER KEEP AN EAR ON YOA." Another Candidate for our stewart is salt mines project it's never worked before and it won't work new UP HERE AT THE WANGANUI COMPUTING CENTRE WE'VE BEEN THROWING ROUND A FEW IDEAS FOR THE... ...FUTURE... ..SIMPLY BY SENDING YOU A FUNNY POSTAGE STAMP AND FEEDING THIS BOOK OF "DOPE DEALERS TERMINOLOGY INTO THE COMPUTER THEN OUR SIMULTANEOS EMOTIO LINGUAL DISCRIMINATOR WILL AUTO MATICALLY SELECT THE MOST INCRIMINATING CONVERSATION. AND THEN HAVING YOUR NAME ADDRESS AND SOCIAL STATUS THERE WANT'T BE A SINGLE PERSON IN NEW ZEALAND WE DON'T KNOW ALL ABOUT ... AND DOWN HERE IN THE SIS THINK WANK WE'VE BEEN COMING UP WITH A FEW PROMISING PROPOSITIONS:- THE WAY TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SECURE IS TO SPEND 90% OF THE GNP ON POLICE AND ARMY PROTECTION. HARRASSMENT? ONLY IF YOU FALL INTO FIVE OUT OF THE SIZ CATEGORIES OF CITIZEN AND THEN NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO YOU ANYWAY Lobotong for layabouts weed out the weedos obscene laughter act lynch the leftovers pinpoint the perverts. HANGING FOR HERION More power for plays SIS THINK TANK

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