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Title: Salient. Victoria University Newspaper. Volume 38, Number 14. June 20, 1975

Editor: Bruce Robinson

Publication details: Victoria University of Wellington Students’ Association, 20 June 1975, Wellington

Part of: Salient : An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z.

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Salient. Victoria University Newspaper. Volume 38, Number 14. June 20, 1975

Those Fabulous, Furry, Legendary & Loveable Freak Brothers

THOSE FABULOUS, FURRY, LEGENDARY & LOVEABLE FREAK BROTHERS WHAT 'CHA GOT THERE, PHINEAS? AN INFLATABLE PLASTIC SOFA! PUFF, PUFF, PUFF, PUFF, PUFF, PUFF.... ... PUFF, PUFF, PUFF, PUFF, PUFF, PUFF... WHUMP WHEW, THAT'S HOW WE USED TO GET HIGH WHEN WE WERE KIDS! (URP) (WHEEZE) I'VE GOT AN IDEA! FILL IT UP FROM THE NITROUS OXIDE TANK! SQUAWWK POOMP THAT WORKS FINE! LET'S GO FIND SOME TEENYBOPPERS AND BALL ON IT! AS THE FURRY FREAKS DISAPPEAR OVER THE HORIZON, A FIGURE COMES IN THE WINDOW. IT'S NOTORIOUS NORBERTTHE NARK,OUT SEARCHING FOR THE KILLER WEED!' ISAW THREE HIPPIE PUNKS LEAVE THIS APARTMENT! IF THEY HAVE DOPEHERE I CAN "SEND THEM UP THE RIVER!" ...SOMETIMES THE CRAZED ADDICTS HIDE THEIR "TEA" INSIDE THE FURNITURE! I'LL JUST SLASH OPEN THIS SOFA! POOF THE NO2 IMMEDIATELY TAKES EFFECT ON THE NARK... WH... WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY.. I MUST BE IN HEAVEN!! WELL, IF I'M IN HEAVENI CERTAlNLY WON'T NEED THIS PISTOLOR ALL THESE CLOTHES!! DID YOU SEE THAT,MAN? THAT WAS NORBERT OF THE NARK SQUAD DANCING NAKED DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FAR OUT! HEY, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME OVER MY HOUSE AND SEE MY PLASTIC INFLATABLE SOFA?! AND WHEN THE FURRY FREAKS RETURN HOME: OH NO! OUR PLASTIC SOFA COMMITTED SUICIDE! AND AT THE STATION: YOU LOST YOUR GUN TOO! I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING! END

Those Fabulous, Furry, Legendary & Loveable Freak Brothers