Miss Dust Tries Online Dating
On their first date Turbo brought a car & said,
“Miss Dust, you may ride in my car if you like.”
He took her to dinner & ordered for her the dark.
“What a nice dark you have chosen!” Miss Dust said.
The heating went off; she pulled her skin up
higher around her neck & said,
“Turbo, I’d like to hold your hand if I may?”
When the waiter came,
he was carrying a tray filled with crumbs;
the crumbs were begging to be eaten,
“Poor crumbs,” Miss Dust said,
let me warm you up in my mouth.”