SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1935. Volume 6. Number 18.

Brains and Means

Brains and Means.

Woman loves the man with brains,

Woman loves the man of means,

And Professors love the man

With the means to use his brains.

I have neither brains nor means,

I'm Professor of my soul:

I profess to have no brains,

I am Woman......What that means!

M.L.