SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1932. Volume 3. Number 3.

Undergrads' Supper Sparklets

Undergrads' Supper Sparklets.

Pen. Pollings: "I looked up the volume which every student knows."

Group (in corner): "Scott v. Wat kins!"

Ralph Bannister (during gloomy prediction for benefit of cowering graduates): "What is it that every graduate must look forward to?"

Jack Coyle: "Ten acres and a cow!"

Noisy group in far corner, during Joey's long-sustained eloquence on "The Ladies": "Do you mind it we go homer"

Joey: should be charmed!"