The Spike or Victoria College Review Capping programme 1919
Pro. T. Aquinas
Pro. T. Aquinas.
"So full of valour that they smite the air for breathing in their faces."
— Shakspeare.
No, they shan't touch you, Tommy, dear,
Don't you fear,
While we're near,
Though at Socialists they may sneer.
Women (soprano): The idea!
Men (basses): Simply ridiculous!
All: If you burn from whom shall we learn?
Women: From these monks?
Men (vigorously): Rotten skunks!
All: They shan't make a fire of you.
First Half Men: Not at all.
First Half Women: No, they shan't!
Second Half Men: They've no call.
Second Half Women: More they can't!
All : No!
Fiddlesticks, economics!
Coal is all too scarce just now.