Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z. Special Extravaganza Programme Issue [1953]

Electra's Song

Electra's Song

I never came out at Government House
Socially I'm just a louse
But I bet you I'll be getting myself a spouse
And that's good enough for me.

I'm being wooed by Walter and Sid,
They're trying to buy me with their no good quid
I guess I'll knock myself down to the highest bid
If that's good enough for me.

It's not my intention to stick to convention
To biases with Emily Post
I make Sophie Tucker look like a sucker
And she sure has plenty to boost.