Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 13. June 11 1979

This is Not a Response to the SGM

This is Not a Response to the SGM

The Editor,

What the hell (ooops, sorry — delete the expletive) was my friendly warning doing under "Mixed responses to SGM"? Look boyo, I'm not just whistling dixie when I say that I am quite serious about the imminent arrival of the infamous Spanish Inquisition in your previously peace-loving country.

They have new, subtler methods of torture now to quell the growth of heresy in our increasingly secular society — things like taxation, strikes, inflation and, of course, that most persuasive all instruments since chinese water torture —levision. So beware any such innovations for shall be guided by the hand of God, and the is merciless in his retribution to the sinful.

Yours in earnerst,

The Pope

(once more).