The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 14, Issue 12 (March 1, 1940)
Time Marches On
Time Marches On.
Long-winded Lecturer: “If I have talked too long it's because I haven't my watch with me, and there's no clock in this hall.”
Voice from audience: “There's a calendar behind you.”
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(From London “Punch.”).
“Well, I've put the question to the Second Engineer.”
“What did he say?”
“'Is reply was non-committal. All 'e said was, ‘Get to 'ell out o' this.’”