The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 14, Issue 12 (March 1, 1940)

Time Marches On

Time Marches On.

Long-winded Lecturer: “If I have talked too long it's because I haven't my watch with me, and there's no clock in this hall.”

Voice from audience: “There's a calendar behind you.”

(From London “Punch.”). “Well, I've put the question to the Second Engineer.” “What did he say?” “'Is reply was non-committal. All 'e said was, ‘Get to 'ell out o' this.’”

(From London “Punch.”).
“Well, I've put the question to the Second Engineer.”
“What did he say?”
“'Is reply was non-committal. All 'e said was, ‘Get to 'ell out o' this.’”