The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 13, Issue 12 (March 1, 1939.)

Bang Went Saxpence

Bang Went Saxpence.

The scene was the bar of the village inn.

Mr. Hayseed: “Wot be th' matter wi' ode Garge? 'E do look glum.”

Mr. Smart: “He's got fluid on th' knees.”

Mr. Hayseed: “'Ow 'as 'e got that?”

Mr. Smart: “Somebody's knocked his beer over on to them.”

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