Victoria University College Students' Association present their Annual Extravaganza. "Vot-Thu-Halla". 1948.
Anything You Can Do
Anything You Can Do
Anything you can do I can do better,
I can do anything better than you.
No, you can't, yes, I can (bis.).
No, you can't, yes, I can, yes, I can.
Any Bill you can pass I can pass quicker.
I can pass anything quicker than you.
I can get selection at the next election,
I can get the voters on the country quota,
I can gain most any seat.
The Union's choice,
Yes,
People's Voice.
Any house you can build I can build quicker.
I can get houses built quicker than you.
Any tax you can raise I can raise higher.
I can sock taxpayers harder than you,
2/6, 3/6,
4/6, 5/6, etc.
I can sway the papers, voters can't escape us.
I'm safe among the farmers, the city won't alarm us.
I can gain most any seat.
Can you stop a slump?
No.
What a chump!
Any speech you can make I can make longer.
I'd never run out of breath before you.
The honourable gentleman is misinformed.
The honourable gentleman has not confined himself to the truth.
The honourable gentleman is indulging in terminological inexactitudes.
The honourable gentleman is deliberately and maliciously misleading the public to advance the banners of his own party.
I can do anything better than you.